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  • fluent-in-lesbianism:

    MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

    darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

    darkesthorizons:

    neptuneisforlovers:

    ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

    My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

    (Source: ofela)

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    10knotes:

"why do you always open the cookie" take a good long gander
Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

no. just no.

    10knotes:

    "why do you always open the cookie" take a good long gander

    Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

    no. just no.

    (Source: funkmaster-ari)

    chillyeskimo:

    S02E02 Accounting for Lawyers
    All I heard was suck.. 

    frankenstinwentmad:

    richgaaaang:

    don’t let tumblr make you believe that

    image

    what am i looking at

    (Source: distimiya)

    meladoodle:

    *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
    “what?” 
    haha owned you’re going to jail

    (Source: meladoodle)

    cyanicle:

    friend: sorry about the mess!

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    me: sorry about the mess!

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    zanetehaiden:

    angelwith-ash0tgun:

    zanetehaiden:

    zanetehaiden:

    Thank fucking god for puberty

    To be clear, this is me right now:

    Damn son..

    Bringing this back as a reminder that there is hope for all of you

    digitalmovie:

this is me about 98 percent of the time.

    digitalmovie:

    this is me about 98 percent of the time.