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    pensivelyplayfulme:

    Satan bein’ a bro

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    nigelfarageofficial:

cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

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convert your office into a horrible disaster

the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead

    nigelfarageofficial:

    cybercitrus:

    pixelavender:

    adriofthedead:

    vicemag:

    A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

    just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

    thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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    convert your office into a horrible disaster

    the last one I’m dead it’s too fSr now I’m dead

    heykarli:

    My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

    wimpynoodle:

    I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

    i always wondered what they tasted like.

    i always wondered what they tasted like.

    wailordead:

    wailordead:

    when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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    the thing

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    top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

    These movies make me feel old

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    hebbez:

Amazing.

    hebbez:

    Amazing.

    teamrocketing:

    *tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*